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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via march-eighth13)

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

(via seanp0donnell)

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(via blowing-glitter)

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(via march-eighth13)

ineffably-crowley:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:

wake up america

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you 

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

As a half-time Floridian, I attest to this dialogue.

(via lachaim)

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

(via abyysso)